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Those legal threats feel hasty
These Doritos are rather tasty
Review embargo for everyone
Nobody dares jump the gun
Oh GamesjournalismLOL
Oh, plagiarism, re-writing
Oh, churned articles, infighting
Oh PR dressed as news
And clickbait to drive the views
Vilify those who call you out
Try to have the loudest shout
Rab Florence sent us a warning
Kotaku posted another unboxing
American Flag upon their wall
No scruples left at all
Oooh oh, no citations in sight
Oh oooh, is it so difficult to write
Stuff that isn’t a a load of GamesJournalismLOL.
